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cat scan costs

here was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn’t at her feet. She found him in his bed ”sleeping”. She called his name, but he didn’t get up. So she took […]

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To get the wire brush |medical joke

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: “What’s your problem, Soldier?” “Chronic syphilis, Sir” “What treatment are you getting?” “Five minutes with the wire brush each day.” “What’s your ambition?” “To get back to the front, Sir.” “Good man.” says the Major. He goes to the next bed. […]

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You are beautiful

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

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Painful childbirth

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?” The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy […]

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Funny Medical Definations

Cardiovascular: “The three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, veins, and caterpillars.” Respiration: “When you breathe, you inspire.  When you do not breathe, you expire” “Respiration consists of two acts: first inspiration, then expectoration.” Gastrointestinal: “The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Alabama.” Dentistry: “A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, […]

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श्रीमान श्रीमती डाक्टर लाइ जचाउन गएछ

एक जोडी श्रीमान श्रीमती डाक्टर लाइ जचाउन गएछन, सबै चेक गरि सके पछी डाक्टरले श्रीमान लाइ पिसाव चेक गर्नु पर्छ भोलि लिएर आउनु होला भनेछ, र दुबै जना घर फर्केछन् बिहान बिर्सियेला भनेर सुतनु अगाडी नै श्रीमानले बोतल मा पिसाब गरेर खाटमुनी राखेर सुतेछ, बिहान श्रीमती छिट्टै उठेर घर बढार्दै जादा बोतल ढलेछ र पिसाब […]

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सेरेको दाँतमा किरा लागेछ

सेरेको दाँतमा किरा लागेछ अनि डेन्टिस्ट कहाँ गएछ डेन्टिस्ट्: ४ दिन बिहान बेलुकी दुध र बिस्कुट खाने, र ५ दिन दुधमात्र खाने, किरा अवस्य निस्कन्छ । सेरेले ४ दिन दुध र बिस्कुट खाएछ अनि पाँचौ दिन दुधमात्र खाएछ्

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चेते एकदिन औसधी पसल मा

चेते एकदिन औसधी पसल मा चेतेः दाई दाई कन्डम छ ? पसले :- छ छ भाइ , कुन फ्लेवर को दिम ? चेते : जुन फ्लेवर भए नि हुन्छ तर सेतो रङ को दिनुहोस् है पसले :- ल सेतो रङ को त छैन , किन सेतै चाहियो नि ?